Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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