Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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