I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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