Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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