But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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