The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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