its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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