doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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