the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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