I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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