so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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