Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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