Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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go home
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's never too late to be topless.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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