Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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