So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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