help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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