Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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