Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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