I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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