Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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