I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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