I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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