you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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