well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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