that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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