I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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