My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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