I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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