Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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