nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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