Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
