God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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