Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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