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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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