We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
