Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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