my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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