I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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