It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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