Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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