Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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