I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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