I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
bring money and cleavage
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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