Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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