Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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