so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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