How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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