I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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