So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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