I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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