Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
