brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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