Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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