"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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