you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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